It’s so cold …

It is so cold across the states this morning I thought a little humor was in order. It was cold here in Atlanta, Georgia so I went and stood in the corner of the room, where it’s always 90 degrees.

It was so cold this morning …

  • my shadow froze on the sidewalk.
  • I saw a politician with their hands in their own pockets.
  • hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!
  • that you can only make chilly dogs.
  • polar bears were buying fur coats.
  • teenage boys had their pants pulled up!
  • flashers were just describing themselves.
  • I chipped a tooth on my soup.
  • the kids at school were using flannel notebooks.

Author: Doyle

I was born in Atlanta, moved to Alpharetta at 4, lived there for 53 years and moved to Decatur in 2016. I've worked at such places as Richway, North Fulton Medical Center, Management Science America (Computer Tech/Project Manager) and Stacy's Compounding Pharmacy (Pharmacy Tech).

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